Welcome to ztrash
The cryptocurrency that's honest about its worthlessness
Money Thrown: $0
$420.69
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About ztrash
Unrivaled Insecurity
Our blockchain is so transparent, even your grandma can read it. Privacy? Never heard of it!
Guaranteed Value Loss
Watch your investment shrink in real-time! We promise a negative return on investment.
Why Choose ztrash?
- Unmatched ability to lose value faster than you can say "blockchain"
- Cutting-edge technology ensures your transactions are visible to everyone
- Our team of experts works tirelessly to keep ztrash at the bottom of the charts
- Eco-friendly: No energy wasted on actual utility or value creation
Testimonials
"Thanks to ztrash, I've achieved my dream of living in a cardboard box!"
- Broke B. Broker
"ztrash helped me lose my life savings faster than any casino ever could!"
- Penny L. Ess
"I used to worry about retirement. With ztrash, I know I'll be working forever!"
- Max Poorman
"ztrash is the gift that keeps on taking. Highly recommend!"
- Ima Sucker
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Easter Egg Hunt
Click on the trash items to reveal ztrash "facts"!
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